Pick Your Poison: Tequila

Sacred Spirit of the Sun—and One Hell of a Hangover

Tequila isn’t just a drink—it’s a ritual. A shot with salt and lime. A toast to bad decisions. A soundtrack to blurry beach nights and boisterous weddings. But behind the party lies a spirit with ancient roots—and a poisonous punch.

Agave’s Ancient Legacy

Long before tequila was bottled and branded, the Aztecs were fermenting a milky, mildly alcoholic drink called pulque from the agave plant. This sacred beverage was reserved for priests and warriors, believed to be a gift from the gods.

The Spanish conquest brought distillation techniques to the New World, and by the 1600s, the first version of modern tequila was born. Over centuries, the spirit evolved, refined by families in Jalisco until it became Mexico’s national drink—and eventually a global obsession.

So Smooth, So Dangerous

Tequila is made from the blue agave plant, and high-quality varieties (100% agave) are celebrated for their earthy, floral, even peppery flavor. But the smoother it goes down, the easier it is to forget what it really is: ethanol.

When you drink tequila, your body kicks into detox mode—because it has to. Ethanol converts to acetaldehyde, a compound more toxic than alcohol itself. It’s the reason your head’s pounding, your stomach’s turning, and you’re questioning your life choices after one too many margaritas.

The Myth of “Healthier” Alcohol

Some claim tequila is “healthier” because it’s low in sugar and comes from a plant. While it may spike blood sugar less than other liquors, let’s be clear: tequila is still a toxin your body has to fight to process. And if you go overboard, you’ll feel it—plant-based or not.

Where Antivenom Steps In

We’re not against tequila. (In fact, we love a good Paloma.) But we are in favor of feeling good the next day. Antivenom supports your body’s natural detox process by binding acetaldehyde, helping your gut recover, and replenishing electrolytes lost during your night of divine indulgence.

Because even sacred spirits can still sting.